Blogger Word Verification: Sions

LIGHTS UP on a large sign that says, "Sions." A man in overalls, MIKE, is climbing off a ladder. Another man, NORMAN, enters from stage left. NORMAN looks up at the sign, quizzically. MIKE waits, as if for an answer.

MIKE

Well?

NORMAN

What do you want me to say?

MIKE

Do you like it?

NORMAN

It's...wrong.

MIKE

What's wrong about it?

NORMAN

It's spelled wrong.

MIKE

How are you supposed to spell it?

NORMAN

Well, with a "g."

MIKE

...Huh?

NORMAN

Signs is spelled with a "g."

MIKE

[looks at the sign]

Huh.

NORMAN

Not a "g."

MIKE

Not a "g," huh?

NORMAN

No, not a "g."

MIKE

Huh.

NORMAN

Yeah. "Huh."

Pause.

NORMAN

So let me get this straight: You make signs.

MIKE

Yeah.

NORMAN

And you don't know how to spell signs.

MIKE

...Yup.

Pause.

NORMAN

SO...I'll let you get back to it then.

MIKE

Okay.

Pause.

MIKE climbs back up the ladder. NORMAN goes back inside. Lights down.