POTATO
[ranting]
I am SICK AND TIRED of my people being eaten by hairless apes, raised in fields for slaughter, turned into processed salt covered wafers, boiled in oil, sliced and covered in cheese and butter and sour cream! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE COVERED IN CHEESE AND BUTTER AND SOUR CREAM! Or have you CHILDREN covered in CHEESE AND BUTTER AND SOUR CREAM and served at a TGI Fridays! You know who doesn't thank god it's Friday? A potato, that's who! Don't you DARE play INNOCENT with ME! I can tell, just from the way you're looking at me, all of you, you're just thinking of what you could serve me with! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!Storms off stage. Blackout.
